Monthly Archives: March 2010

Cantalooops

Back in like 1994, I took part in my school talent show. I didn’t have any actual talent, so my friend and I wore baggy pants, boys boxers, and wife beaters on stage and rapped to Cantaloop by US3. Well, I … Continue reading

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The Open Sewer Pipe You Call The Holland Tunnel

Oh yes. Spill it, Ted.

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Haute Dog

While I was out of town last week, my entire room flooded and sprouted little mold gremlins through out my entire wardrobe. Lucky, my friends at Haute Macabre swooped in and dressed me (and the pup) in their new line of … Continue reading

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