Every time I think I have my shit together, I encounter someone like this dashing young lad, and I’m reminded I have a long way to go.
Every time I think I have my shit together, I encounter someone like this dashing young lad, and I’m reminded I have a long way to go.
I was ready to drop my vagina panties the minute he started talking about ITALIAN tiles.
Hit the fat girl with the pretty face and feed em ice creams and pizzas. I have to remember that one.
This guy needs to give me life lessons.
i was more attracted to his fridge then him.
Chloe, now you simply must entice us with the contents of YOUR refrigerator.
holy crap! my homemade iced tea and ice cream sandwich stock have got nothin on this!
That’s my dream pantry.
i was giggling till halfway thru. when the giggle turned to slackjawed awestruck grudging respect. (rubbermaid trash can, linoleum floor and a fridge that only holds beer, tonic water and endurox. no wonder i have a hard time getting laid.)
Nigga made a pizza!
But cereal…. no milk?
Best part is “Yeah becky, i got f***ing snapple” ive been quoting that for months now