Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Chinchilla Dicks

March 4, 2010

I was recently introduced to this chatroulette nonsense. I tried it out last night. I guess it would work better if I had a brain filter and a kind heart.

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The Meghan Project (89/365)

March 1, 2010

The other day during breakfast with my vegan friends Justin and Meghan, I found out that most Bloody Marys are NOT in fact vegan. How unfortunate! Blame the horseradish.

It was during this meal that Justin had told me about his plan to take a photo of Meghan every single day of the year. His ambition to meet up with her everyday for 365 days straight has been the only thing that has kept me feeling inspired recently. So today I’m stirring up a project for personal use and not just for work purpose.

Excited, indeed.

Hoop you have a good weekend

February 26, 2010

My friend came back from Los Angeles, last night, with TWO POUNDS of Black Cat Espresso beans!

Its like a coke dealer going straight from Columbia to a bar on the Lower East side on Thursday night, over here.

I’ve got so much energy that I’ve decided to show that I can hula hoop for an entire Charles Bronson song without messing up!…well almost.

Tough and Savage.

February 20, 2010

Things tough guys do:

  • have great posture
  • stand in large groups with other tough guys
  • have confidence and missing teeth
  • keep their hands in pockets
  • drink dark thick beers

There are all tips I’ve taken from this video of tough guys.

Drinking the Sade Syrup

February 19, 2010

What type of magical potion is Sade sipping that she hasn’t aged since the age of 25? The woman is 51!

Spooning in a Spoon

February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines day, stupids.

My favorite love song starts 1:40 seconds into this Ub Iwerks cartoon.

Crisis of Conformity

February 9, 2010

I didn’t know SNL had anything worth watching, but this made me chuckle and want to pull out my Suicidal Tendencies records.

Turning Terminal 5 into a Nite Klub

February 5, 2010

Pre Sale tickets are up! Sweet Jesus yes! Everything about this post needs an exclamation point!

every!thing!

Lets get stoked, listen to them, and have a pizza party!

““Why must you record my phone calls? Are you planning a bootleg LP?””

Ned? Ned Ryerson?! (63/365)

February 2, 2010

A Letter To A Dog (61/365)

January 31, 2010

Dear Charlie,

I was pretty skeptical of our friendship at first, but after learning about our joint love for meat, Iron Maiden, comfy beds, and looking mangey even when we’re clean, I think we’re going to get along just fine.

The fact that you like hanging out in my purse and you’re pretty easy to train, are just the Cool Whip to my Jello pudding.

I love you….I guess.

Your friend,

Chloe