I should stop window shopping on the internet before I create any more imaginary scenarios where these things I want to own may be necessary.
Heres my current wish list.
Top left to bottom right: Inverted black diamond ring by Alex and Chloe which could also probably double as a weapon against very thin glass windows; Bright white linens filled with the feathers of a goose or mother goose on a bed placed on top of a cold smooth concrete floor; A pet that could eat me but won’t because it only exists in my imagination where all feral beasts talk like Pauly shore, love humans, and hate tv shows that are over an hour long; A Makr canvas/ leather bag big enough to hold over 100 packs of Dunkaroos
because I miss her more than I miss Eddie Murphy pre-Nutty Professor
I just Google image searched “gingivitis” and got a collection of lipless smiles (and an incentive to brush my teeth every hour) from the internet.