Crisis of Conformity

February 9, 2010 by ohChloe

I didn’t know SNL had anything worth watching, but this made me chuckle and want to pull out my Suicidal Tendencies records.

A Dignified Version of Eggs and Ketchup (69/365)

February 8, 2010 by ohChloe

I’m not a fan of eggs. I find them most bearable drenched in hollandaise sauce or ketchup. yes….ketchup. This morning, I made what is pretty much the more dignified version eggs with ketchup.

Poached eggs in a simple tomato sauce.

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No More ‘Who Dat’, please. (68/365)

February 7, 2010 by ohChloe

Ah, Super Bowl. The best excuse to drink booze, eat meat, and scream spontaneously for several hours on a Sunday night. I spent my night “tweeting” about my night.

Lady Steps (67/365)

February 6, 2010 by ohChloe

The other day Gala and I grabbed some coffee and strolled around the village. I got some good life advice and she got mistaken for Lady Gaga. I got to use my borrowed 50mm lens in overcast, my favorite lighting weather.  It was a pretty pleasing way to start out my day.

Urban Party Town(66/365)

February 5, 2010 by ohChloe

Turning Terminal 5 into a Nite Klub

February 5, 2010 by ohChloe

Pre Sale tickets are up! Sweet Jesus yes! Everything about this post needs an exclamation point!

every!thing!

Lets get stoked, listen to them, and have a pizza party!

““Why must you record my phone calls? Are you planning a bootleg LP?””

Attack Mode(65/365)

February 4, 2010 by ohChloe

Coffee Lessons (64/365)

February 3, 2010 by ohChloe

What my friend learned while making us coffee this morning: filling a french press with 50% light coffee grounds and 50% water does not make it taste like a darker roast. It just taste like old man vomit.

Ned? Ned Ryerson?! (63/365)

February 2, 2010 by ohChloe

Better Never Than Late (62/365)

February 1, 2010 by ohChloe

I’ve already had way too much coffee, and eaten all the chocolate out of some vegan cookie. I’ve been listening to Charles Bronson in my highly caffeinated state and now Im pretty sure I could sprint from Massachusetts back to New York, before dark.

Heres some genius Charles Bronson song titles:

  • What The Fuck Are You Going to Do When It’s Cool to Be Yourself?
  • Phil Anselmo’s Pain Burns In The Heart of My Little Brother
  • Drunk Punks Is Hippies
  • Let’s Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit
  • The Great Pet Rock Comeback
  • Better Never Than Late
  • Marriage Can Suck It
  • The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison
  • The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don’t Think About It
  • Fuck Technology, I’ll Keep My Pocket Change
  • Let’s Start Another War So I Sing About Stopping It
  • I Just Can’t Avoid The Void In “Avoid”
  • So What If I Puked Up McDonald’s?
  • Ralph On Ralph
  • Cous Cous On The Loose Loose
  • I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph
  • They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die

SPEAKINGOFCOFFEE!!!!!

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